Appropriate SUV Names

       Appropriate names for SUV models...

       ...inspired by the Porsche "Cayenne," which name makes no sense to me:

       The BMW Ostentation

       The Audi Pretension

       The Porsche Exorbitance

       The Acura Conspicuous Consumption

       The Lincoln Overpaid Executive

       The Mitsubishi Fad

       The Chevy Global Warmer

       The Honda Yuppy Sport

       The Ford Middle East Oil Dependency

       The Toyota I'm Really Not A Soccermom

       The Hyundai Urban Outdoorsman Wannabe

       -and-

       The Hummer Small Penis Overcompensator (similar to Ford's Eddy Bauer Expedition, this should
       also be available in an Arnold Schwarzenegger special edition.)