Pissed Off at the Sun

       I got pissed off at the Sun once.

       I was driving, actually, and the Sun was just incredibly bright in my eyes. Couldn't see a damn thing. So I got pissed off. Damn Sun! Wish it'd just go away!

       Then I immediately felt guilty. I mean, I couldn't even exist without the Sun, me or any other life on Earth. I suddenly felt small. Not just insignificant, not just petty, but literally small, considering the Sun has a diameter of about 50,000 kilometres, while my diameter at its most impressive point is barely, like, two metres. It's one of those test questions:

       Object A (me) is to Object B (the Sun) as
a) A grain of sand is to the sea. (Correct Answer.)

       What the heck was I thinking? I was pissed off at the Sun.

       Heh. Humans...

       A grain of sand is to the sea.