Monday, September 15, 2008
Read 'Em and Weep
I popped the lid off a bottle of tea and the inside of the cap offered me a free tea leaf reading at something-or-other dot com. Of course it would just have been some random generator of tea leaf images with fortunes attached, which got me to thinking about how silly it's all become. You can find your fortune and future fate on automated websites, in tea leaves, in coffee grounds, in tarot cards, inside of cookies, in rolled dice or tossed bones... Why not just look for prognostacative meaning in just about anything? If you wreck your car, stare at the twisted metal for a while. You're bound to see "Bad luck" spelled out somewhere in there, and you'll save yourself time and money by figuring it out all by yourself.
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9/15/2008 01:34:00 PM
Saturday, September 06, 2008
BananaHammer
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."And if the only tool you have is a banana, you'll probably approach every problem as a Three Stooges episode where Curly slips on a peel.
-Abraham Maslow
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9/06/2008 11:44:00 PM
