Saturday, June 07, 2008
But... They Wanted Her To Be a Woman Candidate
I can't help but think that Clinton lost the recent nomination race because her potential supporters wanted a woman President. Yup. Ironically enough. What they got, of course, was a testerone-fueled bare knuckle boxer who made Obama look like a schoolgirl skipping rope in kneestockings, pigtails and a skirt.
Were people disappointed? No chance of putting the feminine principle, the Sofia, the nurturing and intuitive into the White House this time? No getting away from missile envy if the challenger has cojones as big as hers?
Don't get me wrong, I'd've been happy with she or Obama ending up in Washington (since Nader and Kucinich weren't in the race, heh.) I'd be happy with Clinton as Vice. I just think maybe she made a campaign mistake in thinking she had to show America that she could kick ass and take names as well as every other man in politics when maybe, just maybe, people wanted something different from every other man in politics.
But, on the bright side, I'm eagerly awaiting the forthcoming film Freddie versus Jason versus Leatherface versus Hillary.
She lost the Democratic nomination, but guess who wins this one?
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6/07/2008 12:33:00 PM
Thursday, June 05, 2008
His Real Name is Charles
Chuck Norris's real name is Charles. Ever think of that?
Picture Chuck Norris--probably kicking ass, but whatever way you like--picture Chuck Norris and think about it. Say it out loud a few times: Charles Norris. Charles Norris. Charles Norris.
Weird, in'nit?
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6/05/2008 11:22:00 AM
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Hosers
Today I found myself behind a car with this bumper sticker:
Morgan Hose Co.I guess I won't mess with the Morgan Hose Co.
United We Stand, Divided We Fall
Mess With One of Us And You Mess With Us All
Just who the heck is the Morgan Hose Co and why do they think I'll mess with them?
Little defensive, in'nt it?
Hosers.
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6/04/2008 03:35:00 PM
